Non-hockey fans should not be allowed to comment on hockey-related articles [Lidstrom announces retirement after 20 NHL seasons]

Anonymous asked: Please never change your URL
I never will.
Today is the worst.
;_;

this isn’t even fair
i’m not much of a crier
but i’m dreading this press conference
different people like different sports so shut the hell up!!!
you mean people like sports other than hockey?
why do you lie
why must you turn this place into a house of lies with your lies
oh yeah
I almost forgot that EVERY FUCKING GAME HAS OVERTIME
“if you’re a sports fan, you gotta get directv”
oh YEAH? well i’m a sports fan watching sports on cable
what now, directv
what now, bitch
suck it
suck it lolly
nicklas lidstrom is not going to announce his retirement, but announce that his home planet needs him and he must return to stop the uprising of a rebel group who wish to do away with perfection and candy and he’s bringing a-list action hero bruce willis with him
lidstrom will return in 50 years to lead the detroit red wings to more stanley cups
