Reblogged from detgreenly  913 notes

bootyvirus:

I hate how the vast majority of males prefer shorter girls bc they’re “easier to hug/kiss” or “everything’s easy to reach” or “they’re less intimidating”. WHAT ABOUT TALL GIRLS. WHAT ABOUT GIRLS TALLER THAN FIVE FOOT FIVE. FIND A TALL BITCH AND TELL HER SHE IS A FINE LOOKING TREE. CLIMB THAT TREE. LOVE THAT TREE. TREAT THAT TREE RIGHT. TELL THE TREE SHE’S BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY. DONT BE INTIMIDATED BY TALL GIRLS YOU TREE HATERS.

sometimes i’ll listen to “peaches” and change the lyrics and change “a lot” to other quantitative phrases

"movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches

movin TO THE countryyy, gonna eat like 10 million peaches

movin to the country, gonna eat a shitload of peaches

movin to the countryyy, gonna eat me six tons of peaches”

on GTA Online, i killed a guy four times in a row after i decided to come after me because i was near him and he couldn’t kill me once.  after the fourth time, he sent a message saying “you mad cuz you suck dick”

4-0, dude.  people at this game are so terrible at talking smack.  if someone has beaten you handily - multiple times - why would you even try and insult them?  just go away with your tail between your legs and salvage what’s left of your pride

like do you expect me to feel bad?  yeah dude i feel like i totally blow at this game because i suck at letting you kill me, here have a free shot at my face *jerk off motion*

fuck outta here